Fun Friday: 7 Fantastic Insurance Jokes!
Here at BB Insurance Marketing, we work hard at making sure all your insurance needs are satisfied. However, that doesn’t mean we don’t like to joke around at the office. As Henry Beecher once said, “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.” So with that being said, here are seven hilariously topical insurance industry related jokes. Let us know what you think!
1. I was trying to deliver a life insurance policy to a fella who kept insisting to me that his wife could always get remarried. Finally, I blurted out ‘have you looked at her lately?’ He took the policy …
2. Would Transformers buy life insurance … or car insurance?
3. A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, “I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live.”
“Oh that’s terrible,” the woman sighs, “What am I going do?”
The doctor replies, “Marry an insurance agent.”
“Will I live longer?” asks the woman.
“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will SEEM longer.”
4. My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
5. Female spiders eat the male spiders after mating. They know collecting life insurance is easier than child support.
6. In Canada, there is a group of people who refuse to speak English. They’re called separatists and tend to live in Quebec. In the United States, they’re called actuaries.
7. An insurance agent said to a customer, “Thank you, Mr. Barricks, for your patronage. I wish I had 20 clients like you.”
“Gosh, it’s nice to hear that, but I’m kind of surprised,” admitted Mr. Barricks. “You know that I file many claims and always pay my premiums late.”
The insurance agent said, “I’d still like 20 clients like you. The problem is, I have 200 like you.”
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